Two ready crops in the suite’s own language, each as a finished PNG at full posting size — download and post. The page below is the preview.
Square · announcement1080 × 1080 · ready to post
Peter & Melissa
Are engaged · Stop
Sunday 20 December 2026 · Seven o’clock
Grand Hôtel du Bout du Monde · Arctic Wing
Story · countdown-ready1080 × 1920 · ready to post
Peter & Melissa
Are engaged · Stop
Sunday 20 December 2026
Seven o’clock
Grand Hôtel du Bout du Monde
The band above the footer is left deliberately plain — that is where you add your own countdown sticker when you post. No number is printed on it, so the image never goes stale.
Wire-service register, held with a straight face. The joke is never signalled — no exclamation marks, and nobody winks. Use one as it stands, or take it apart; it is yours.
PETER AND MELISSA ARE ENGAGED. STOP. The twentieth of December, seven o’clock. Grand Hôtel du Bout du Monde, Arctic Wing. STOP.
OFFICIAL TRANSMISSION. No. PM-2026-XII. Peter and Melissa are engaged. The party is on the twentieth of December, at seven, in the Arctic Wing of the Grand Hôtel du Bout du Monde. Reply requested. Attendance will be a matter of record. Ends.
Two things worth knowing before you post.
Post after the telegrams land. Wait about a week after they arrive. A guest who reads the news
in a feed before their own card arrives has been told twice, and the first time did not include
them.
Post the file as it is. No crop, no filter, no added frame. The rose is a two-millimetre rule
and a filter is the first thing that shifts it — and every platform re-compresses once, so anything
done to it first is compressed twice.
